I Smell

Because that's what happens when you exercise a flagrant disregard for bathing.

Another Candy Scrog Would Dip His Balls In

Been meaning to put this up forever, but you know, I have a real job and stuff, and that wins out over blogging about candy. HOWEVER, in no way would I ever deign to diminish the importance of candy. So pay heed and dip your own balls one of these days in some delicious:

For Twits and Giggles

Now see here — I have talked a whole lot of shit about Twitter, and I may or may not change my mind ever about its silliness STOP But I have been persuaded by a number of extremely hot chicks — much to my reluctance!! — to ease ever so slowly into taking part in the Twitter madness STOP I WILL NOT, however, AT ANY POINT begin employing the term "tweet" STOP If anything, I will instead be using "twit" END

Would You Rent From These People?

This sign has been up outside an apartment building down the street from me for weeks. Wonder what they're charging? And whether they accept payment in American currency or livestock only?

What Scrog Is Thinking

"Do lemon drops go bad? That box of DVDs probably shouldn't be on top of that ... what do you call one side of a cubicle? 'Tap That Tail Hole' — that's not a great title. Why hasn't Joanna answered my question yet about whether it's bbq chicken she's cooking? Where the fuck can I get some good bbq chicken for dinner? Oh, that kosher bbq place was pretty good. Wonder if H would be up for it. Gotta remember to bring two canned goods when I pick her up so we can get the $1 Ben & Jerry's. Wait, wait, it's all you can eat wing night at Hooters! Fuck yes. I am so ... godDAMMIT when am I gonna get this tax shit together? ... I can't sit here anymore. I'm leaving!!!! Right after I send this to Jenn Ramsey."

And The Scrog Blog Gets Another Facelift

I just turned another age, so why shouldn't my blog go through a little change too? It should, I say. Took me a good number of hours to get it how I wanted it, but now I approve. Note the shiny links to some other sites of which I approve, right over there ------>.

Not So Random Internet Image of the Day

Celeste — the awesome Digital Playground director — left this as a comment for me today on MySpace:

Random Internet Image of the Day

Joanna Angel + Sasha Grey + Me = Good Times