For Twits and Giggles

Now see here — I have talked a whole lot of shit about Twitter, and I may or may not change my mind ever about its silliness STOP But I have been persuaded by a number of extremely hot chicks — much to my reluctance!! — to ease ever so slowly into taking part in the Twitter madness STOP I WILL NOT, however, AT ANY POINT begin employing the term "tweet" STOP If anything, I will instead be using "twit" END