~Ramblings, tidbits and other poppycock from AVN's Peter 'Wetscrog Rex' Warren~
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Surfacing of Another Unsettling Relic

What the fuck was I in college, an anemic Teletubby?!?!?!?!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Voicemail Message of the Day

"Hey, it's Paul ... if you could call me back, I have a question about the spelling of 'jism.'"

— Paul Fishbein

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

My Birthday Party Part Deux

Monday, March 8, 2010

Redundancy of the Day

"Anally Sodomized"

Monday, March 1, 2010

A Phone Exchange With My Dad

Dad: I saw your friend Sasha Grey on the internet.

Me: Oh yeah? What was she doing on the internet?

Dad: Her nasty porn videos.

Me: Yeah, she does those on the internet.

Dad: She's pretty nasty. But you knew that.

Me: I did. [Inner monologue: Exhibit 4,857 pertaining to how I ended up in the porn business.]



Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A Text Exchange With Kayden Kross

Me: I'm thinking of giving up judaism for lent.

Kayden: No shit?

Me: Oh wait, I was confusing lent with rent. Never mind.

Kayden: It's a learning curve we all make these mistakes


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Yup, It's Zombie Day

May all your flesh-eating, intestine-gouging dreams come true.