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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Voicemail Message of the Day
"Hey, it's Paul ... if you could call me back, I have a question about the spelling of 'jism.'"
— Paul Fishbein
— Paul Fishbein
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
A Phone Exchange With My Dad
Dad: I saw your friend Sasha Grey on the internet.
Me: Oh yeah? What was she doing on the internet?
Dad: Her nasty porn videos.
Me: Yeah, she does those on the internet.
Dad: She's pretty nasty. But you knew that.
Me: I did. [Inner monologue: Exhibit 4,857 pertaining to how I ended up in the porn business.]
Me: Oh yeah? What was she doing on the internet?
Dad: Her nasty porn videos.
Me: Yeah, she does those on the internet.
Dad: She's pretty nasty. But you knew that.
Me: I did. [Inner monologue: Exhibit 4,857 pertaining to how I ended up in the porn business.]
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
A Text Exchange With Kayden Kross
Me: I'm thinking of giving up judaism for lent.
Kayden: No shit?
Me: Oh wait, I was confusing lent with rent. Never mind.
Kayden: It's a learning curve we all make these mistakes
Kayden: No shit?
Me: Oh wait, I was confusing lent with rent. Never mind.
Kayden: It's a learning curve we all make these mistakes
Sunday, February 14, 2010
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